Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor….. and you don’t care.
Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
You’re willing to kiss your child’s boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.
You’re so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!
Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Your kid throws up and you catch it.
You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into cute shapes.
You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet … you still managed to gain 10 pounds.