babysat a friend’s daughter.. kev too our kiddo for most of the day because the other one was needing lots of TLC.
that really about sums it up.
Monthly Archive for February, 2008
why yes.. yes it is little kid. Thank you for that morning highlight -feels proud-
Oh wait, you just chucked the turtle at the dog…-sighs-
Today is Family Day here in Ontario. Where people get the paid day off to spend with their families.. as long as they’re not Federal workers, or restaurant workers….Sounds great, to have a holiday in between New Years and Good Friday, but not everyone thinks so.
All I know is come 3pm when I’m bored out of my tree because there is nothing to do, I’m going to be pissed because everything is closed.
POSITION :
- Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
- Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
- Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,often chaotic environment.
- Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
- Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
- Travel expenses not reimbursed.
- Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
- The rest of your life.
- Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,until someone needs $5.
- Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
- Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule
- and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
- Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
- and stuck zippers.
- Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
- Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
- Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
- Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
- Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
- Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
- Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
- None.
- Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
- None required unfortunately.
- On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis
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WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
- Get this! You pay them!
- Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
- A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
- When you die, you give them whatever is left.
- The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
- While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
never ever ever ever for any reason go to cosmic adventures on a saturday afternoon
for something you cannot control? I find my heart often breaking for a friend going through a situation that a lot of women deal with in their life. And I feel guilty, because it’s something that comes easy for me, but she struggles and suffers with the probability of never happening. If I had one wish to grant for someone else…..
1. Go to photobucket.com.
2. Type in your answer for each question into the PhotoBucket search bar.
3. Only use the first good answer.
4. Copy the html and paste it in your blog.
5. You can only answer in picture form.
a very important lesson in photo management, mostly focusing on always saving working files. I’ve relied far too much on the “oh i can just recreate it later” line of thinking, where today, NO.. no i was not able to recreate it later as it’s been years since I first achieved the effect I desire so much.
than i have in a long while
bevietime is always a good thing and it’s been far too long since chatting with her.
going to the dollar store tomorrow to get things to photograph the little man with. it’s been a long while since i did any kind of set up portraits with him (he was 39 weeks! he’s 75 weeks now!). Maybe some more yarn. I need to do up yarn balls so i can start my crocheting projects