Dreaming.In.Reality

eant to be completed by ADULTS (defined as graduating high school at least three years ago!).

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?

‘Have you ever kissed someone?’
‘Told someone you loved them?’
‘Drank alcohol?’

Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Any of them

2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
On my patio

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Er… I can’t remember what comes first, my immigration finalization date… or the trip to Gracie’s with Marc and Trevor. But they both happened in the same 2 month time span and they were the last times I yacked from drinking. Which was 2004.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I have never danced on a bar.

5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
I had 2. The first one I only had for 3 months and then we moved. The second one was Ms. Hart. She was an evil evil old bat.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleeping, but that’s not really an option it seems these days.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A vet, a jockey, a horse trainer. Then I realized that a) too much school b) I grew too tall and c)didn’t make good money.

8. Do you feel old yet?
Sometimes. When I see younger folks from my high school days, and they’re married with babies, or friend’s younger sisters doing beer bongs, then I feel old.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Shirt?

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
They suck.

11. If you could be anywhere right now and take someone with you…Who & where?
Kev and we’d be in Taipei

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Alarm? Oh wait, well which time do you want my thoughts of when the baby woke up? There were many thoughts.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I can’t remember. I fell asleep feeding the baby.

14. What chore do you despise?
Washing dishes

15. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Yep.

16. Get up early or sleep in?
I’d prefer some sleeping in but it’s get up early these days.

17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
JiJi.

18. What makes you feel like a kid again?
Watching my son discover the world around him.

19. Be honest: Are you getting wrinkles?
Yep. Have been for years.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Movies, chatting over coffee

21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing?
I don’t have any that I want people to know, thus why it’s called a secret.

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
My current field is nonexistent. I’d like to go back to school, but that probably won’t be until kiddo is in school.

23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
Already got the teeshirt

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Seasoned Turkey

25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
I try to avoid walmart, but we have a McDonalds in ours, so I usually get a soda to walk around with while shopping.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach. I’m not fond of lake water.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
I think the idea of marriage being a total and only religious ritual outdated. Marriage should be available to everyone by the name of marriage if they so choose regardless of age, religious affiliation or sexual orientation.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
No one in particular.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Coffee mate

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Amelie

31. What’s your drink?
Right now? Coffee

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys

33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Sometimes

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
None that I can think of. I did that who do you resemble thing a while back. maybe I should do that again.

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
Er what tiny bit of it I have seen, I’d guess Kate, minus that whole felon thing.

37. What do you want when you are sick?
If I’m just a little bit sick, to be left alone. If I’m crazy miserable sick, to be cuddled and coddled.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Justin, Charlene or Heather

39. What was your favorite college memory?
Anything to do with hanging out with Stephanie, Norma and Teddi

40. Would you want your kids to attend the same college as you?
No. If they decide to attend college or university, it’s their choice.

41. When did you first realize your independent adult status?
When I moved out I guess.

42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither, but if I really had to choose, I’d say the Simpsons

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Not ending it sooner

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don’t work.

46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
No one at the moment

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
The MST3K crew

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
None really

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes, twice.

50. Last book you read for real?
The Wizard of London - Mercedes Lackey

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope. I don’t think I have any actually.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Public bathroom in a bus station

53. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
Anywhere in California I guess as I’ve never been there

54. Number of texts in a day?
Zip

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Career and even then. Not really a career. Just going back to work part time will do me.

56. What have you noticed about yourself as you’ve grown older?
I am a lot like my parents in many many scary ways.

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
Many times

59. How many jobs have you had?
7 I think

60. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully still alive, with a well behaved child, a good marriage and possibly still in this house.

61. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
She rocks my socks