Dreaming.In.Reality

it seems my entire life i’ve had something that revolves around poo.

• in my childhood, it was always cleaning hamster poo out of the cage
• in my teens it was shoveling horse poo
• in my late teens early 20’s it was shoveling hamster poo for a living
• in my mid 20’s i had a break, but then had to deal with my own poo issues
• in my late 20’s i have to shovel winter’s dog poo in bulk into plastic bags so that my yard doesn’t smell like my neighbours did last spring. no one wants to be those guys
• and now, in my extra late 20’s i’ll be up to my tits in baby poo.

i seriously cannot win here people!