Letters
Dear City of Ottawa,
Please, for the love of god, finish paving Bank Street between Albion and Johnstone. I’m tired of dodging manhole covers that are half a foot out of the pavement. Not only does it terrify Juli to be a passenger in the car whilst the driver plays rally road racing obstacle course, it also makes Kevin very cranky when he runs over said covers.
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Dear Annoying Twat at Rufus Wainwright Concert,
Please stay out of my personal bubble or next time I won’t be very nice.
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Dear Near Accident Causing Asshole after Kid Rock concert,
Please die immediately thus sparing the world any more misery by suffering through your idiotic presence. I’m glad the cops caught your ass, and the owner of the Intrepid should have been allowed to kick you multiple times in the nuts, so in case you don’t do us a favour and die - that at least you’ll not be able to procreate.
Thank you for your time.
Much love as always,
Becka
