at the grocery store.
1) While you are shopping, make sure you leave your cart in the middle of the isle, while you browse up and down the shelves. Thus leaving it completely impossible for people to get by you from either direction.
2) While walking in front of my cart, stop suddenly, turn around into the opposite direction or back up into my cart after the sudden stop. Then after you do this, and crash into me as I’m trying to pull my cart away so you do not injure your stupid self, get angry and tell me to watch what I’m doing because I shoved my cart into you. It’s like no bish, if I was shoving my cart into you, YOU’D KNOW IT.. As your fatass would be on the ground crying.
3)When grinding your own coffee…. Here’s a hot tip. PUT A BAG UNDER THE GRINDER SPOUT! Seriously, are people inept at life that they cannot figure out how to not grind coffee and have it all over the isle, the grinder and the coffee bean stands? Here’s another hot tip.. don’t decide halfway through you don’t want that coffee and stop the grinder leaving your crappy decaf in the trap. I don’t want to have to grind your crappy coffee so I can wade through the coffee grounds to do my own. Thank you. Move along.
4)Give the option of selfscan checkouts. Then, put the most idiotic incompetent slowest cashier who is barely trained, that doesn’t have half the brain power of an amoeba in charge of making sure the self checkouts run smoothly. Because really, I like waiting 5 minutes for you to figure out how to “release” my checkout from the “see cashier for assistance” mode. Yes please, go find someone else to show you how to do it. It’s ok really, I’m not sick feeling.. I don’t really want to go home. I’ll stand here till closing while you figure it out. Is that your sidewalk salt on the scale? No I let some random guy just throw it up there for shits and giggles, yes it is, now push the button!
5)Last but most definitely not the least.. After a big wet slushy snow blizzard. Do not plow the parking lot. It makes life more interesting.