Dreaming.In.Reality

[X] I have a job
[X] I own a paid off car (the family car is paid off)
[X] I have a house payment or rent
[_] I’ve made a house or car payment late
[_] I’ve paid off a house
[_] I’ve had a car repossessed
[X] I know my credit score

[_] I have kids
[_] I have kids by more than one person
[_] I pay child support
[X] I’m married
[_] I’ve been divorced
[_] I’m 30 or older and haven’t been married
[X] I have toys from my childhood that are older than half of myspace
[X] I remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen.
[X] I saw “E.T.” in the Theater or Drive - In.
[X] I know who shot J.R.
[X] Fraggle Rock.
[X] “Where’s the Beef?”
[X] I’ve found grey hairs
[X] I have aches and/or pains for no apparent reason.
[X] I’ve uttered the phrase “Kids these days…”
[X] I’ve uttered the phrase “When *I* was a kid…”
[X] I think current teen fashion is laughable, but I own something from the 80’s or early 90’s thats equally retarded… that I still wear.
[X] I know off the top of my head who Crockett and Tubbs are.
[_] “Capital Gains tax”, “401k”, and “Homestead exemption” all mean something to me.
[X] I wanted a Delorean.
[X] Yes, I have had sex with people of different ages and backgrounds.
[X] I remember when it was just “Star Trek”
[X] I had a Trapper Keeper
[X] I know what “Reaganomics” was.
[X] I remember when Michael Jackson was Black.
[X] I remember Max Headroom
[X] I know who killed Laura Palmer
[X] I remember when VCR’s were a “new gadget” And the remote control for the cable box had a long ass wire
[X] I remember Atari - I had the 2600 and 7800, thank you very much.
[X] I remember when the only anime show you could watch was Robotech.
[_] I remember when there was no such thing as a computer.