what’s that smell?

oh that’s me i must have missed a spot…

katz: oh and lawyer meeting? was at 9 not 10….
Mojo: *L*
katz: so like the alarm goes off at 8 and i’m like blergh imma sleep till 9 cuz we don’t have to be there till 10 right?
katz: so i try to fall back asleep, couldn’t happen so i am sitting here in my chair
katz: at 830 kevin drops the “we’re leaving in 7 minutes” and i’m like OH i smell and look like something you just troweled out of the gutter.. good times
Mojo: rofl
katz: so i had to like spaz rush to have a shower and wash my face.. no time for hair! slap on some warpaint, find clothes that weren’t like a teeshirt, which btw, is hard to do right now as oh ALL MY CLOTHES BUT TEESHIRTS are packed
katz: then i find out my black boots do NOT go well with broken baby toes as they sorta squish the toes all together and every step rocks the broken joint about because the toes are being held stationary except that one joint
katz: so i’m like gimping along in pants at are slightly too tight, a shirt tht’s unpressed, stinky hair and bloodshot eyes
katz: i felt like apologizing to the lawyer for looking like a crackwhore going to a child protection services meeting
katz: you know, sorta cleaned up and in nicer clothes but still looking like a tweaked out bag of shit

good times i tell ya.. good times…

5 Responses to “what’s that smell?”


  1. 1 cherie

    you broke your toe?

  2. 2 Becka

    i’ve broken my toes many times.. and yes.. yes i did

  3. 3 bobi

    you sound a lot like the girl i picked up at the bar last nite….. :P

  4. 4 Bev

    I did wish you luck *snicker*

  5. 5 Bren

    Muahahaha. That sounds like me with one pair of jeans yesterday and realizing mid-day that I had an ass cheek hanging out and the plan was just to wash them last night for work today. Not happening. It took me two tries to unpack a box with different jeans.

    Crackwhores need to stick together.

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