the landlord called today with his 24 hour notice. Hufuckingrah! We get to have a real estate agent come through the apartment tomorrow night RIGHT smack dab at dinner time. A++.
So today was spent scrubbing the kitchen down, K changed all the light fixtures back to the originals, so no stupid potential buyers think they get the good hotness with their busted down piece of crap apartment. I also spent an amount of time cleaning the bathrooms.
All tomorrow leaves us is, picking up the bedroom, putting laundry away, setting out a vibrator and a bottle of lube on the nightstand, picking up the living room a bit, sweeping, vacuuming and mopping. I also might pick the atrium a bit, but I’m not touching the mildew and nastiness that is the windows. That can wait till we move and there is nothing in there.
In other news, today we pretty much finalized the details of our mortgage, so there is nothing really left to do but wait. 22 more days folks.. 22 more days.
yes. put the sex toys out and say they can be thrown in for the right price
Bev didn’t mention you put out the sex toys when company is coming…*cough*
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i just love your vibrator…i mean posts…posts…i love your posts
I want to hear how the random placed sex objects affect the value of the place. I’m sure that’s a dealbreaker/dealmaker that most realtors don’t ever mention.
Well we figured we didn’t want them to assume that they were getting any special fixtures with the place, so we regrettably had to take the Chinese Swing down and patch the holes in the ceiling.
The one thing about real estate is LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Exactly where is this vibrator being relocated to/from?
box to night stand.*L*