Archive for January, 2003


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katz: milk is bad for kitties
Carrie Ann: not really.. it gives them gas.. but it won’t kill them
katz: it gives them the shits
katz: if you give too much of it
katz: you want kitty to be like you?
Carrie Ann: they can find the nearest tree
Carrie Ann: kitty already like me. LMAO
Carrie Ann: its a begger.. hehehe
katz: ahaha
Carrie Ann: its got the fliffiest tail I have ever seen .. and that should be Fluffy but I am too damn lazy to hit the back space

LoTR parody:)

Thank you Molly, creator of The Two Towers in Ten Minutes.. for this lovely link she found:) She’s promised to try her hand at RoTK when it is released:)

The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Rings in 1 page

example

of my shoddy makeup.. that I threw an estimate of $100USD away of this morning..


the Ever so craptacular Maybelline Eyeshadow

guess what came to my door today?

at 830am? Yes that’s right folks.. My stupid stupid package. So K hands me the box, I pad to my chair.. sit down and inspect it over. First off the box was of the wrong size.. it was bulging quite nicely.. secured shut with lots of tape.. I opened it up, took out 3 cds and a book. I nearly choked when i saw the book was wrapped in a plastic goodwill shopping bag. So I place it all aside and inspect the rest of the contents.. which was a receipt and a credit card slip.. and a paper catalogue of their products.. but.. that’s just the beginning.

So I pick up the box again.. and start inspecting it.. Keep in mind folks.. that this package was ORIGINALLY dropped off at the post office between Christmas and New Years, and that the customs tag was wrong. So when Ms. Lee found out that this was the case after emailing her several times demanding knowledge of my shipment, the package was shipped on the 9th. (more…)

hrm

one of the other things i want to do soonish.. is revamp my makeup collection.. most of the stuff i have is crap.. ugh.. maybelline eyeshadow.. could you be any more disgusting and annoying? i cannot believe how terrible this stuff gets after about a month of use.. SO.. i’ve been doing some reading and investigating.. and i want to throw most out and get all new stuff.. with my normal natural shades of brown/cream.. but also get some nice colour pallettes in there as well.. so i can spice up my eyes or lips when i feel spunky.. i think the only colour stuff i have is frosty blue.. bleh.. so soon..i will be doing that:)

big changes

are in the air… I’ve finally just said fark it.. and I’m putting up my photography portfolio without having a new layout.. the one Bev did for me MONTHS ago when I was on a freeserver is just fine.. just a few little tweaks here and there.. and it will be fine.. all I really have to do is go through and get the photos together,.. I tried to get catagories that already have working files for them:) So that it goes quicker. In searching for photos to use.. I’ve come across a few funnies I forgot about.. including this one.. TOBASOL fans will understand:)

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Church bus.. lost in a lazy ass summer..
Kiss the world with lips that won’t part for their lover..
We drive up the tongue, then down through the lungs…

because i’m silly

according to someone who shall remain unnamed…

here is my new footstool :)

This or That Tuesday

This or That - Around the House

1. Window shades or blinds? shades
2. Wall or desk calendar? wall
3. Paint or wallpaper? paint
4. Electric or gas stove? electric
5. Carpeting or bare floors? carpet
6. One TV, or more than one? more than one
7. Leather or fabric sofa? fabric
8. Eat meals in kitchen or dining room? dining room
9. Fabric or vinyl shower curtain? vinyl
10. Your kitchen: well-equipped or bare bones? well equipped

Dear Teri,

as a follow up to see if you have found out any info on the post office about the package.. I still haven’t recieved anything. What day exactly between Christmas and New Years was the package shipped and how was it shipped? US Postal Air? Ground Ship? Even with it being sent out the first of the year, it has a possible 10 shipping days.. I just recieved a package sent on the 8th of January from the States today.. which was only 4 shipping days..

And so she emails back again…
Yes. Some helpful soul down at the Post Office decided that the custom tag
was not right, and pulled the box, but didn’t put a notice in our box. The
box is on the way and may arrive despite the efforts of the assorted post
offices.

I’m sorry.. what is this MAY arrive bullshit? FYI about customs tags.. those are checked thoroughly by postal officials before they are even put in the bin to be mailed out. IF the tag was incorrect.. it would not have gotten as far as over the counter.. much less put in a bin and “checked later”. Once a package is received by a counter postal worker, checked, stamped and placed in the bin.. it’s pretty much out of their hands till the next stage of delievery.. if it had gone THAT far.. with an incorrect postal/customs tag.. it would have been returned directly to sender…. Not just cooled it’s heels in some PO back room waiting for the sender to come investigate WHY a package that was placed in shipment 10 days after it was ordered.. was still not delivered.

So.. this “post office check” that she was supposed to have done and discovered was by her own words of her email Weds night was “I’ll check tomorrow”.. So I’m assuming that it got on it’s way by Friday Jan 10.. which means it should arrive no later than the 20th..that would work even if it went out yesterday the 13th.. it’s roughly 8-9 shipping days.

skeery kitten rock

at least it isn’t kitty vikings though