Would you like
me to bend over so that it’s easier for you to crawl up my ass?
I was feeling incredibly sassy today while standing in line for my apple pie at McDonalds.. I had this high maintenance prissy video back up dancer biatch invading my bubble while standing in line. Moving forward slightly to make it so that she wasn’t touching me, only encouraged her to step forward. Like she could NOT wait to get up to the counter and order her and her fat sister some french fries and a big mac. After about 2 minutes of this.. I turned around right in her face and said that opening line to her.. with the nastiest look I could muster, and then turned around again. She smartly backed off. I was in a pleasant mood. I didn’t want no hoopty bitch messin up my mood.
I did.. get most of my man shoppin done.. I just have a few odds and ends to get when I go out with Miss Sandi.. I have some stocking stuffers to wrap up as well.. For a moment there I was fretting about what to put in the sock.. But then the memory kicked in and I remembered I got sock fillers over a month ago*L* I also need to hit Claire’s at the mall for a necklace and bracelet.. and Future Shop again. And I’m done. Weeeee.
Got another box today from my parents.. Amazon this time.. I cracked it open to see if things were wrapped or not.. They seem to be not.. so it’s been left alone.. My dad said there was supposed to be wrapping..I hope he didn’t get charged for it.. becuase there was no wrappin. I guess there are a few more boxes supposed to arrive in the next week/newyear.. There was one item that was supposed to be in this ship order that wasn’t.. and there is something different.
I started to get into the Christmas mood today when wrapping presents.. I think some of it has to do with the fact that shopping went, almost too successfully this afternoon. I got all that I went for. Wrapping presents to Johnny Cash crooning really made me feel warm and fuzzy. I’m really looking forward now to putting up the tree this weekend.
I have to box up the rest of the VHS tapes and K’s modeling magazines.. get those up off the floor, so I can clean up the table, dust once again, and give the carpet a good vacuuming. Get it all decent looking.. I haven’t found a tree skirt.. Lyne said to check Canadian Tire.. Maybe I can sucker Sandi to take me out that way when we go shopping.
I have a waxing appt. Monday am at 10am.. I will use that downtown time to get the jewelry.. and whatever other little things.. On the way back I can pop into FutureShop, because it’s right there at the bus stop..
