June 13th, 2003 in Uncategorized |
you know your jeans are too tight when… you can’t get your paws into the pockets to straighten them out.
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I hope Kevin’s quick to point out that your jeans aren’t too tight when they’re in a pile on the floor…
Or…
“Get your paws out of your pockets and put them in mine!”
(Again… that was me channeling Kevin’s voice… and not my own thoughts.)
You know your jeans are too tight when… you can count the pubes.
*ducks*
You know your jeans are too tight ….when you rip them down your right ass cheek your senior year of high school on the day you’re supposed to sing. Most definitely. Thank God for open campus that year.
when you have to lay on the b ed and suck it in just to get the zipper up.. yes then they are far too tight
When you zip up and get caught on your nutsack, they’re *wince* too tight.
Your jeans are too tight when you gotta tuck like the freak in Silence of the Lambs… and it still looks like you’re smugglin’ grapes.
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June 14th, 2003 at 5:50 am
I hope Kevin’s quick to point out that your jeans aren’t too tight when they’re in a pile on the floor…
Or…
“Get your paws out of your pockets and put them in mine!”
(Again… that was me channeling Kevin’s voice… and not my own thoughts.)
June 14th, 2003 at 7:26 am
You know your jeans are too tight when… you can count the pubes.
*ducks*
June 14th, 2003 at 3:57 pm
You know your jeans are too tight ….when you rip them down your right ass cheek your senior year of high school on the day you’re supposed to sing. Most definitely. Thank God for open campus that year.
June 14th, 2003 at 5:15 pm
when you have to lay on the b ed and suck it in just to get the zipper up..
yes then they are far too tight
June 14th, 2003 at 5:26 pm
When you zip up and get caught on your nutsack, they’re *wince* too tight.
June 15th, 2003 at 11:26 pm
Your jeans are too tight when you gotta tuck like the freak in Silence of the Lambs… and it still looks like you’re smugglin’ grapes.