Wednesday What Ifs
1. What if you awoke one morning to discover that, overnight, everyone else in the world had perished, leaving you to be the sole human on the planet? I’d probably explore the place a bit, it’s not like i wouldn’t have a lack of means to get around.. then pick my favourite spot and live out my lonely existance.
2. What if you awoke one morning to find that, overnight, you’d transformed into a member of the opposite gender (if you’re a guy, you woke up as a girl, and vice versa)? Enjoy the wonders of being able to pee while standing up.
3. What if you awoke one morning to find that you were living in the year 3003? I better have the “Get me to this or that place NOW” button, and some sort of flying vehicle.
4. What if you awoke one morning to the realization that you had somehow lost all four of your limbs? I would lay there and wallow in self pity and misery i suppose..
5. What if you awoke one morning to discover that everyone in the world looked exactly the same… including you? Start making ID tags*L*
April 23rd, 2003 at 9:38 pm
1. explore… for FREE… though taking care of myself would be a bitch. and study and figure out a way to create someone to hang with me.. Are there animals?
2. wow… well.. am I am flexible as a man as I am a woman.. that could get interesting…. and if I wasn’t staying that way I would life the life of a man for however long I could.. and learn just WHAT MEN WANT!
3. I would wet the bed and think I was dreaming some back to the future movie.. or something.. then Iwould explore and see what will be in 3003.
4. I would get a wheelchair thats motorized to the sound of my voice… and I would zoom everywhere… and pray for a male goodlooking nurse to wash me.
5. I would cry….it would end up a scary world with lots of arguements.
April 24th, 2003 at 10:55 am
Normally I don’t parcipate, but I was touched by #4… and I’ve decided that if I woke up an lost four of my limbs, the first thing I’d do is try to figure out how to use the remote control with an erection.