100 useless questions
1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Yes.. but not since i realized they make my legs look really short
3. Have you ever written a song? Lyrics yes.. music for them no.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Uh.. yes.. i have many quarters.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Of course! Girl lines are always too long!
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Only when someone else said they stank.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? On the side please.. on the fries=messy paws.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Mmmhmmmm
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Nope..but they sure do have nummy cookies!
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yeah and sliced the hell out of my foot too.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No way.. But i have gotten others to do it*L*
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Those who overlook the obvious
13. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Gotta get the last bit!
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Absolutely..
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Before surgery.. it was a whopper.. post surgery.. neither
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? yes, and i lost my bra
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? plastic.. don’t have to buy trash bags that way
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. True.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I still have it
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? when i was 3.. i had a “V” where the middle ofmy bangs should ahve been*L*
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? All the time when I lived at the parents
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Yep.. at least 6 birthdays.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Ow?
24. Are you double jointed? Ow.. no.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? I liked being 20
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Nope.. but i’ve sat in gum before.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? Can’t say I have.. now a CAR ride.. yes i have.
28. What is your dream car? Anything right now.. but if money wasn’t an option.. fully loaded Jetta.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Scooby Doo & DuckTales
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? um, no..
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Ew?
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Unfasten my seatbelt and pray my windows weren’t power only.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? I can eat with my toes… (agrees with bev on this) I’m toe talented.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Too freaking many!
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Yes.. i slept through most of my junior year.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? I tend to avoid airplanes.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? Um.. does Canada count as foreign?
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? I would only do this, if somehow all the money from the entries.. went to the charity of my choice.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yes… if i ever get lost.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Yep.. my dad brought some home from Texas once after a biz trip.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice rocks.. Cinderella was too much of a wuss.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons!
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light.. and no crust.. i hate crust.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? scrambled.. i don’t do the yolk thing.. but i do like the whites fried..
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yep, but never my own.. paranoid about that.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? I whimper in my sleep.. and I drool a lot.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the Lawn.. I hate shoveling snow
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? I tend to avoid snakes.
54. Have you ever played in the rain? I love playing in the rain..I only wish i had someone that would play with me.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Shark.. bears are easier to escape from.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Of course.. and the fuzzball better appreciate it*L*
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? All that watching Steve Irwin has paid off.
58. Do you drink Pepsi or coke?Coke.. Pepsi is too sweet.
59. Whats your favorite number? Um.. I don’t think I really have one.. but i tend to gravitate towards the 30’s
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Neither. I’d be a Mazda Protege 5.. utilitarian, but still oh so sexy.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Accidently?*L*
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? No, I just let the snot run down my face.. of course I would you moron!
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Too many times :(
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Body wash and moisture soap
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? All the time in highschool.. Never had a proper house key.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Singing cowboy.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? To seduce to?Debra Messing or Sean Connery
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? Yes.. when Jello was in the backseat in a mini skirt and I stayed next to him*L*and bev? it’s your ass they’re honking at!
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Wouldn’t matter if they had both.
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn’t like? Yes.. but the reason why they didn’t like them would play a part in it as well.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? I have and will again.. if it makes them happy.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? Good lord yes.*L*
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? I have*L*
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Gymnastics, Women’s Figure Skating, anything Equestrian. maybe Diving.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? No more than 15 pair.. no less than 8.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Nope, I’d take it, give her a hug and tell her i loved her.
77. Do you sing in the car? You betcha
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Honey.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Yellow labs, Goldern retrievers and mixed up pups.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I would.. but I’d rather volunteer to help them raise money for the shelter and take care of the animals.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Mountain bike.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? Pears
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Persimmons?
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Erk.. um.. Probably WalMart*L* More choices
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Bum Equipment
86. Are/were you a good student? When I wanted to be.. or had a point to prove.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Sarah E.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Sorry I’m not into voluntary brainwashing
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Wants to skydive.
90. What do you think is your best feature? My eyes or hair.
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Pop/Rock or Country
92. What is your favorite season? Fall/spring
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? just me mom and dad.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Would have to be touch..
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 2 years of univesity, 1 of community college and 8 months of trade school.. do i have a degree? nope.. do i want to go back? yes.. for what? not entirely sure.. which is why i don’t think it’s a good idea to go back.. but i want to*L*
98. Have you ever had surgery? Yep.. recently too
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skating.. unless of course.. the “football” which you speak of is Soccer
100. What do you like to collect? I don’t collect much of anything anymore that’s “material” I collect mp3s.. i guess.. i have approx. 5300.
